Finally, she gets to tell the joke.

“This was a bit that the Oscars did say no, I couldn’t say, and I loved it, so, OK, here it is, I don’t know why they said no,” Schumer opened her monologue.
“So my husband was going down on me… or as he calls it, ‘Squid Game,’” she explained, drawing a giggle from the audience. “So… he’s in my ‘Nightmare Alley,’ my ‘House of Gucci,’ and I say ‘C’mon C’mon,’ you know?’”
Her joke alluded to numerous Oscar-nominated films and later added: “He goes ‘tick, tick… BOOM!’ He ‘Belfast.’ I say, Get off my ‘Dune!’ And that’s how our son was born.”
Moreover, she asked the clapping crowd, saying, “What do you think? Could you believe they said no to that? Can you even believe it?”
The joke comes only weeks after she clarified a remark she made in a Las Vegas performance that her lawyer advised her not to mention, as reported by The Daily Mail.

“Don’t Look Up” is the name of a movie, more like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun,” the actress allegedly stated, citing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins’ unfortunate death on the set of Alec Baldwin’s film “Rust.”
“I also was never going to say the Alec Baldwin joke at the Oscar’s [sic]. But I am saying anything I want at my live shows. Hope you come out,” she subsequently said on Instagram.
Reactions to What Was Amy Schumer's Oscars Joke That She Wasn't Allowed to Say?
the oscars were doing you a favor @amyschumer
@LilSperm
the oscars were doing you a favor @amyschumer https://t.co/bkDY9AlQ3z
— jack mehoff (@LilSperm) May 8, 2022
i like how all of amy schumer's jokes are structured as if they're made for disgusting facebook grandma memes
@useraqua_
i like how all of amy schumer's jokes are structured as if they're made for disgusting facebook grandma memes https://t.co/sZBVZb5oSg pic.twitter.com/pvD2KXQmZZ
— aqua (@useraqua_) May 8, 2022
acting like yall made the right choice… you didnt.
@ttar0_
acting like yall made the right choice…
— NUMBER 1 MUSIC HATER (@ttar0_) May 9, 2022
you didnt. https://t.co/3jvMtZbhfx
literally painful how unfunny she is
@LorenzoTeves
literally painful how unfunny she is https://t.co/8Ts2wlT3ee pic.twitter.com/CKrQ1nRuhT
— Lorenzo (@LorenzoTeves) May 9, 2022
Omfg no because who is STILL supporting her. STOPPP find someone else I promise u there's funnier ppl
@Lumeckos
Omfg no because who is STILL supporting her. STOPPP find someone else I promise u there's funnier ppl https://t.co/xcXZh5Ct3g
— 🖤~Lumeckos~❤️ (@Lumeckos) May 8, 2022
ive watched this video like 3 times and i still dont understand what shes trying to convey tbh
@buddingtemplar
ive watched this video like 3 times and i still dont understand what shes trying to convey tbh https://t.co/s08OONCUJX
— bondforged oomfie @ finals month !!! (@buddingtemplar) May 8, 2022
No wonder why the Oscars told her not to say that joke it was sooooooo funny.
@shadimafidon
No wonder why the Oscars told her not to say that joke it was sooooooo funny. https://t.co/C7oY145yGS pic.twitter.com/4N3qQRUdjS
— Freestray cw Monster, cr TOG (@shadimafidon) May 8, 2022
She really thought that was funny?
@snoozeclock
She really thought that was funny? https://t.co/vEDhhKqtXb pic.twitter.com/i21mtJq1K4
— schleeptime (@snoozeclock) May 8, 2022
I have never heard an Amy Schumer joke before in my life but if they're all this bad I'm glad to keep the streak going
@Dkdiddles
I have never heard an Amy Schumer joke before in my life but if they're all this bad I'm glad to keep the streak going https://t.co/dDpDDmaJp0
— Diddles (@Dkdiddles) May 8, 2022
Amy Schumer is so unfunny that any time I hear one of her jokes I get the urge to commit egregious crimes
@ChampionReva
Amy Schumer is so unfunny that any time I hear one of her jokes I get the urge to commit egregious crimes https://t.co/OW8DMHzRth
— Reva (@ChampionReva) May 8, 2022